Welcome to The Happy Wife! We're a married couple trying to maintain an above-average sex life. Between kids, work, and daily obligations, it can be hard to keep things, well, hard! The good news is that with a little effort, creativity and the revolutionary new sex toy we've created, you can start enjoying a sex life that is hotter and more passionate than ever before!
Sound too good to be true? It's not - and here's why.
Let's start at the beginning. After years of dating, kids, marriage and keeping an open mind, our sex lives have changed A LOT! We've experienced ups and downs, dry spells, and everything in between. To keep things fresh and exciting, we've tried pretty much every sex toy on the market (okay maybe not every, but a lot!). And while some were fine and got the job done, nothing "wowed" us. Nothing transformed our sex life as a couple the way we'd hoped it would.
Which is why we decided to take matters into our own hands. In 2016 we brainstormed the first Pleasure Sleeve prototype. After searching high and low online we couldn't find anything close to our design, only some sad excuses for extenders, so we went ahead and our 1st patents were filed! Not only did our Pleasure Sleeve focus on increasing girth verses length (which is the real secret to pleasing your woman), but it also took the man's pleasure and needs into consideration.
Traditional penis sleeves are one complete piece that slides over the entire shaft, enclosing the head. What fun is that? The head of the male penis is where 80% of his pleasure comes from! We decided to bring the male member out of the dark and create a sleeve with an exposed head, making the entire experience more enjoyable for both partners.
After trying out our new invention (many, MANY times), we realized that we were onto something. We created a prototype in 2018 and decided to get some unbiased, third-party opinions. The reaction was overwhelmingly positive! Our friends couldn't stop talking about how the Pleasure Sleeve had transformed their sex lives.
And so, here we are!
It's 2020 and the Girth Enhancement Pleasure Sleeve is in production and The Happy Wife brand is trademarked. We couldn't be more excited about getting this product into the hands and bedrooms of millions of couples so that you, too, can experience the best sex of your life and a deeper, more meaningful connection with your partner.
How many times have you asked yourself, "Is this normal?" when examining your sex life? The frequency of sex, how long it lasts, the size of your penis. We all wonder if what goes down when you're getting down coincides with the majority of society.
The truth is, every relationship is beautiful and unique. While there's no sense in comparing yourself to other couples, we all do it. Well, the wondering stops now!
No, you're not alone when it comes to wanting more out of your sex life. Guys, you're not the only one wishing you had a bigger package and ladies, it's not uncommon to need clitoral stimulation to climax.
Let's take a look at some statistics that will quite literally blow your mind.
That's right guys, half the male population craves more out of the size, shape, length or girth of their member.
Ouch! Although size doesn't always matter, sometimes, it does! If your partner's penis is below-average, you might have a difficult time getting off through intercourse alone. Which brings us to our next statistic...
For a lot of women, vaginal penetration just isn't enough - regardless of penis size. The clit is where it's at! This awesome little organ is home to over 8,000 nerve endings, making it the powerhouse of female pleasure.
So, what does that tell you? Dildos are essentially fake dicks. They're thick, long, and designed to mimic the real thing, just bigger and better. It's interesting to note that dildos are used by both men and women. Some guys buy dildos for their ladies to keep them satisfied if they're falling short (literally). Women use them to fulfill their fantasies of getting pounded by a big, Alpha male with a giant tool. (PS - that's what makes the Girth Enhancement Pleasure Sleeve so great. The guy wears it during intercourse, turning him into that Alpha male his woman craves.)
Well that's slightly depressing. More than half the population of married individuals don't think they're having enough sex. We can all probably agree that sex is about more than just the physical connection (although that's pretty fucking fantastic). Sex is about reconnecting with your partner on an emotional level. A healthy sex life extends far outside the bedroom. When you share a more intimate relationship with your partner, it makes for a stronger, more solid foundation.
Okay, so now that you know you're not alone in your struggle for maintaining a healthy, passionate, and exciting sex life, let us tell you why you need the Pleasure Sleeve.
Remember how we mentioned that most women need clitoral stimulation to climax? What many people don't realize is that the clit isn't just an external organ that likes to be rubbed and licked (but you should be doing this too!) The clitoris actually extends far into the inner walls of the female vagina, covering almost the entire pelvic floor.
Why is this important?
A thicker penis stimulates these inner nerve endings, not a longer one. Basically, girth matters much more than length when it comes to pleasing your woman. The 100% body-safe, silicone Pleasure Sleeve increases girth by 50% - more girth means more fun and pleasure! Oh, and let's not forget about our second model which is equipped with an external clit stimulator, too.
Unlike other fake, cheap, unsafe knock off sleeves, the Pleasure Sleeve was originally invented in 2016 and specifically designed only to cover the shaft of an erect penis, leaving the head exposed for maximum pleasure for both parties.
Increased vaginal sensation and pleasure also means more mutual orgasms. There's nothing hotter than climaxing together with your partner.
The Pleasure Sleeve is also safe to use with condoms!
Are you turned off by cheesy looking sex toys or dildos? Not to worry. The Pleasure Sleeve is designed to look and feel like a real penis. The internal ribbing only adds to his pleasure while the flexible ball strap prevents slippage, no matter how wild and crazy you get.
Men, you'll experience more than just increased girth. The Pleasure Sleeve will also boost your confidence in the bedroom. When you slip into the Pleasure Sleeve (and then into your woman), you'll feel strong, powerful, and virile - and your lady will take notice!
We already said that sex is about more than just getting off. It's about maintaining open lines of communication, intimacy, and satisfying your partner on both a physical and emotional level.
Don't get us wrong, we think sex toys are awesome! Role-playing is exciting and threesomes can be super hot when done right (check out some tips for navigating a three way here). But one thing all of these sexual encounters lack is that oh-so-important connection between you and your partner.
Using a dildo or vibrator on your girl is great, but it kind of removes you from the equation (even if you're the one using it on her). Sure, guys get pleasure out of pleasing us ladies, but it doesn't allow for that deep, emotional connection you feel during sex that so many married couples need.
The Pleasure Sleeve allows you to enter your woman and control her pleasure. You can hold her close, look her into her eyes, and watch as her entire body is washed over by intense sexual pleasure. You instantly become her fantasy. You also get to fill her up like never before.
The phrase, "Happy Wife, Happy Life", has never been more fitting!