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Sometimes, your hand (or favorite sex toy) and some lube just don't do the trick. When you're in need of a good pounding, it's time to bring in the heavy artillery. Sex machines deliver a hardcore experience in simulation sex. From love thrusters to cowgirl riders, you'll be delighted by how realistic these sex machines are and how well they deliver an authentic experience. Buckle-up (strap in or mount) and get ready for a wild ride!

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The Cowgirl Unicorn Premium Sex Machine
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The Cowgirl Unicorn Premium Sex Machine

Cotr INC

$2,018.25 $2,699.99

The Cowgirl Premium Sex Machine
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The Cowgirl Premium Sex Machine

Cotr INC

$1,748.25 $2,699.99

Lovense Sex Machine - Black
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Lovense Sex Machine - Black

Hytto Pte. Ltd.

$849.00 $1,482.29

Deluxe Pro-Bang Sex Machine With Remote Control
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Deluxe Pro-Bang Sex Machine With Remote Control

XR Brands Love Botz

$681.97 $1,079.95

Fetish Fantasy Series The Bigger Bang Thrusting & Rotating Sex Machine
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Fetish Fantasy Series The Bigger Bang Thrusting & Rotating Sex Machine

Pipedream Products

$409.20 $647.99

Fetish Fantasy Series International Couples Sex Machine
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Fetish Fantasy Series International Couples Sex Machine

Pipedream Products

$392.15 $620.99

Lovebotz Thrust Bot Handheld Multi Speed Sex Machine
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Lovebotz Thrust Bot Handheld Multi Speed Sex Machine

Xr LLC

$366.41 $580.23

Zolo Blowbot - Ivory
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Zolo Blowbot - Ivory

Xgen

$334.80 $583.19

Vedo Hummer Transform Your Bj Masturbator - Just Black
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Vedo Hummer Transform Your Bj Masturbator - Just Black

Savvy Co.

$274.99 $431.99

Lovebotz The Milker Pro Edition - Clear
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Lovebotz The Milker Pro Edition - Clear

Xr LLC

$271.22 $472.43

Remote Control Spread Eagle Pussy and Ass
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Remote Control Spread Eagle Pussy and Ass

Luv Dolls

$259.16 $298.03

Pipedream Extreme Elite Mega-bator
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Pipedream Extreme Elite Mega-bator

Pipedream Products

$255.75 $404.99

F1s V2 High Performance Pleasure Console
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F1s V2 High Performance Pleasure Console

Lelo

$251.90 $309.15

Fetish Fantasy Series Bondage Swing - White
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Fetish Fantasy Series Bondage Swing - White

Pipedream Products

$238.70 $377.99

Fetish Fantasy Series Spinning Fantasy Swing
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Fetish Fantasy Series Spinning Fantasy Swing

Pipedream Products

$213.13 $337.49

Evolved G Force Thruster - Black
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Evolved G Force Thruster - Black

Evolved Novelties INC

$211.98 $286.16

Evolved Infinite Thrusting Sex Machine
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Evolved Infinite Thrusting Sex Machine

Evolved Novelties INC

$208.98 $256.46

Playboy Pleasure Pursuit Of Pleasure Stroker - 2 Am
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Playboy Pleasure Pursuit Of Pleasure Stroker - 2 Am

Evolved Novelties INC

$199.98 $269.97

Arcwave Ion Pleasure Air Masturbator
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Arcwave Ion Pleasure Air Masturbator

Wow Tech

$199.00 $268.65

Pdx Elite Ultimate Milker 2
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Pdx Elite Ultimate Milker 2

Pdx Brands

$193.75 $337.49

Hot Octopuss Pulse Duo Lux - Grey
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Hot Octopuss Pulse Duo Lux - Grey

Hot Octopuss

$189.00 $257.84

Hot Octopuss Pulse Solo Interactive - Black
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Hot Octopuss Pulse Solo Interactive - Black

Hot Octopuss

$179.00 $241.65

Evolved Too Hot To Handle Thrusting Machine In Black
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Evolved Too Hot To Handle Thrusting Machine In Black

Evolved Novelties INC

$171.98 $232.16

Zolo Thrust Buster - Thrusting Male Stimulator W/erotic Audio
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Zolo Thrust Buster - Thrusting Male Stimulator W/erotic Audio

Xgen

$161.13 $255.14

Pdx Elite Hydrobator Banana Cleaner
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Pdx Elite Hydrobator Banana Cleaner

Pipedream Products

$157.72 $249.74

Pdx Elite Ultimate Milker
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Pdx Elite Ultimate Milker

Pipedream Products

$157.72 $249.74

Evolved Thrust & Go Sex Machine - Black
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Evolved Thrust & Go Sex Machine - Black

Evolved Novelties INC

$155.98 $210.56

Pdx Elite Motobator 2
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Pdx Elite Motobator 2

Pipedream Products

$154.28 $229.49

Hot Octopuss Pulse Solo Lux
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Hot Octopuss Pulse Solo Lux

Hot Octopuss

$149.00 $205.19

Hot Octopuss Pulse 3
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Hot Octopuss Pulse 3

Hot Octopuss

$149.00 $205.19

Zolo Tornado Stroker - Clear
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Zolo Tornado Stroker - Clear

Xgen

$146.48 $255.14

Zolo Automatic Blowjob Masturbator
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Zolo Automatic Blowjob Masturbator

Xgen

$146.48 $255.14

Whip Smart Try-angle Cushion - Black
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Whip Smart Try-angle Cushion - Black

Xgen

$141.05 $245.69

Fun Factory Black Line Manta Man Tool - Black
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Fun Factory Black Line Manta Man Tool - Black

Fun Factory Usa INC

$139.99 $188.99

Fun Factory Manta Man Tool
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Fun Factory Manta Man Tool

Fun Factory Usa INC

$139.99 $188.99

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Zolo Heat Stroker
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Zolo Heat Stroker

Xgen

$137.78 $225.44

Zolo Supersucker - Ivory
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Zolo Supersucker - Ivory

Xgen

$136.87 $223.95

Albus Vibrating Masturbator
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Albus Vibrating Masturbator

Uc Global Trade INChoney Play B

$133.33 $180.00

Zolo Pleasure Pill
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Zolo Pleasure Pill

Zolo Cup

$130.68 $150.28

Zolo 360 Rotating Male Stimulator
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Zolo 360 Rotating Male Stimulator

Xgen

$128.62 $210.59

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